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Saling Gewog is a gewog of Mongar District, Bhutan.
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The Swale Baronetcy, of Swale Hall in the County of York, was a title in the Baronetage of England. It was created on 21 June 1660 for Solomon Swale, Member of Parliament for Aldborough. The title became either extinct or dormant on the death of the fourth Baronet some time after 1741.
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