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{"type":"standard","title":"Double salt","displaytitle":"Double salt","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q277629","titles":{"canonical":"Double_salt","normalized":"Double salt","display":"Double salt"},"pageid":4545466,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e3/Mohrs_zout.JPG/330px-Mohrs_zout.JPG","width":320,"height":190},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e3/Mohrs_zout.JPG","width":511,"height":303},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1219453867","tid":"0a9d49c4-fcff-11ee-9e19-24d1d5c295c7","timestamp":"2024-04-17T21:11:22Z","description":"Type of salt","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_salt","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_salt?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_salt?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Double_salt"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_salt","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Double_salt","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_salt?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Double_salt"}},"extract":"A double salt is a salt that contains two or more different cations or anions. Examples of double salts include alums (with the general formula MIMIII(SO4)2·12H2O) and Tutton's salts (with the general formula (MI)2MII(SO4)2·6H2O). Other examples include potassium sodium tartrate, ammonium iron(II) sulfate (Mohr's salt), potassium uranyl sulfate (used to discover radioactivity) and bromlite BaCa(CO3)2. The fluorocarbonates contain fluoride and carbonate anions. Many coordination complexes form double salts.","extract_html":"
A double salt is a salt that contains two or more different cations or anions. Examples of double salts include alums (with the general formula MIMIII(SO4)2·12H2O) and Tutton's salts (with the general formula (MI)2MII(SO4)2·6H2O). Other examples include potassium sodium tartrate, ammonium iron(II) sulfate (Mohr's salt), potassium uranyl sulfate (used to discover radioactivity) and bromlite BaCa(CO3)2. The fluorocarbonates contain fluoride and carbonate anions. Many coordination complexes form double salts.
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Dennis van der Ree is a Dutch football coach and former player.
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