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{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
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