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{"type":"standard","title":"Carinish","displaytitle":"Carinish","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5039639","titles":{"canonical":"Carinish","normalized":"Carinish","display":"Carinish"},"pageid":3310161,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2c/Free_Church_at_Cairinis_-_geograph.org.uk_-_1341407.jpg/330px-Free_Church_at_Cairinis_-_geograph.org.uk_-_1341407.jpg","width":320,"height":194},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Free_Church_at_Cairinis_-_geograph.org.uk_-_1341407.jpg","width":640,"height":388},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1256767062","tid":"fa4d194a-a030-11ef-a327-cf2249dc9ffa","timestamp":"2024-11-11T13:29:29Z","description":"Human settlement in Scotland","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":57.522,"lon":-7.312},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carinish","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carinish?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carinish?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Carinish"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carinish","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Carinish","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carinish?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Carinish"}},"extract":"Carinish, is a hamlet on North Uist, in the Outer Hebrides, Scotland. It is in the south of the island, about two miles from the causeway to Benbecula. The hamlet is known for the Carinish Stone Circle and the Trinity Temple. Carinish is within the parish of North Uist and is situated on the A865.","extract_html":"
Carinish, is a hamlet on North Uist, in the Outer Hebrides, Scotland. It is in the south of the island, about two miles from the causeway to Benbecula. The hamlet is known for the Carinish Stone Circle and the Trinity Temple. Carinish is within the parish of North Uist and is situated on the A865.
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