Albert Spear Hitchcock was an American botanist and agrostologist.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Helmut Kelleners","displaytitle":"Helmut Kelleners","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q109760","titles":{"canonical":"Helmut_Kelleners","normalized":"Helmut Kelleners","display":"Helmut Kelleners"},"pageid":5166708,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/05/HelmutKelleners1975.jpg/330px-HelmutKelleners1975.jpg","width":320,"height":480},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/05/HelmutKelleners1975.jpg","width":500,"height":750},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1272090605","tid":"7fbd7d43-dc5c-11ef-9019-060da0c396cc","timestamp":"2025-01-27T03:12:11Z","description":"German racing driver","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helmut_Kelleners","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helmut_Kelleners?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helmut_Kelleners?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Helmut_Kelleners"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helmut_Kelleners","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Helmut_Kelleners","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helmut_Kelleners?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Helmut_Kelleners"}},"extract":"Helmut Franz Kelleners is a German former race driver. He has won the Spa 24 Hours and the 24 Hours Nürburgring (1972). Having won the European Touring Car Championship in 1980 with Siegfried Müller Jr., from 1981 to 1982 Kelleners formed a successful partnership with Italian driver Umberto Grano, securing three consecutive editions of the European Touring Car Championship at the wheel of a BMW.","extract_html":"
Helmut Franz Kelleners is a German former race driver. He has won the Spa 24 Hours and the 24 Hours Nürburgring (1972). Having won the European Touring Car Championship in 1980 with Siegfried Müller Jr., from 1981 to 1982 Kelleners formed a successful partnership with Italian driver Umberto Grano, securing three consecutive editions of the European Touring Car Championship at the wheel of a BMW.
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